Eat, Drink, Play, a new movie about a woman who gets divorced and spends a year trying to find her true self in a Dave & Busters.

Double Take

Whoopi Goldberg and Lady Gaga flip it and reverse it.

Honey All Over Roja

Honey Daniels is to my life as my life is to Honey Daniels.

Titanic Dinner

Making dinner while listening to the "Titanic" soundtrack is scary. Especially when you start shucking the corn and the ship starts to fill up with water.

Questionable Attraction

Relating to the Cate Blanchett character in "Notes on a Scandal" is wrong...unless you know some really attractive teenagers.

Reflective Ladies

Reading books that read like the books I haven't written yet is validating and peevish and naturally...hilarious.

Good Books

When your mother's advice is in a book, you know you can trust it.

New Old Music

The music that my corner supermarket plays all day began with Lydia Mendoza. Look it up. Shock and awe.

Better Robots Please

People inside robotic machinery is cool, but I am surprised that in 24 years James Cameron can't think of anything more awesome.

I'm 7 Years Old and I Write About My Life

First diary entry: "April, Sunday, 1988. I have a secret clumb and all my friends are in it."
Keep a diary, learn how to spell, remember your life.

The Best Movies Are About Actors

"Outrageous Fortune" starring Shelly Long and Bette Midler, teaches that with enough theatre training you can thwart the CIA, KGB, and save the world from deadly toxins.

Music for Life

When I See You Smile + Love of a Lifetime = How do I not listen to these songs everyday?

No Burn, No Clog

Clinique Almost Makeup = Fancy Protection From Sun

Keep a Diary

Diary of a Mad Black Woman: Comedy and Drama and Morality tale for ladies. Rent it, watch it, love it.

First Roja Review

Lady Gaga = Otherwise Known as a Lady Version of Prince = Cream = My Review.