Monday, August 23, 2010

Eat, Drink, Play, a new movie about a woman who gets divorced and spends a year trying to find her true self in a Dave & Busters.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Double Take

Whoopi Goldberg and Lady Gaga flip it and reverse it.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Honey All Over Roja

Honey Daniels is to my life as my life is to Honey Daniels.

Titanic Dinner

Making dinner while listening to the "Titanic" soundtrack is scary. Especially when you start shucking the corn and the ship starts to fill up with water.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Questionable Attraction

Relating to the Cate Blanchett character in "Notes on a Scandal" is wrong...unless you know some really attractive teenagers.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Reflective Ladies

Reading books that read like the books I haven't written yet is validating and peevish and naturally...hilarious.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Good Books

When your mother's advice is in a book, you know you can trust it.

Monday, May 24, 2010

New Old Music

The music that my corner supermarket plays all day began with Lydia Mendoza. Look it up. Shock and awe.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Better Robots Please

People inside robotic machinery is cool, but I am surprised that in 24 years James Cameron can't think of anything more awesome.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

I'm 7 Years Old and I Write About My Life

First diary entry: "April, Sunday, 1988. I have a secret clumb and all my friends are in it."
Keep a diary, learn how to spell, remember your life.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

The Best Movies Are About Actors

"Outrageous Fortune" starring Shelly Long and Bette Midler, teaches that with enough theatre training you can thwart the CIA, KGB, and save the world from deadly toxins.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Music for Life

When I See You Smile + Love of a Lifetime = How do I not listen to these songs everyday?

Friday, May 14, 2010

No Burn, No Clog

Clinique Almost Makeup = Fancy Protection From Sun

Keep a Diary

Diary of a Mad Black Woman: Comedy and Drama and Morality tale for ladies. Rent it, watch it, love it.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

First Roja Review

Lady Gaga = Otherwise Known as a Lady Version of Prince = Cream = My Review.